All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess
imagine sherlock accompanying john to get fitted for his wedding suit and when john steps out, fiddling slightly with the sleeves and looking up at sherlock with an inquiring “good?” sherlock’s breath catches, and he has to take a moment to fight down the pain of knowing that john is dressing up with someone else in mind before he can answer.
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
A TREE BRANCH????????
now are we supposed to use the candle one lit or unlit?
So remember when we thought mofftiss were being really fucking clever because this text
reminded us of this handsome gentleman from doctor who
They told us in the first episode how Sherlock would survive the third.
Same position. done. I am cuter than him
mrs hudson tells john sherlock’s found a new flatmate one time john drops in for a tea and john is so surprised that he goes right upstairs but there’s no one in the living room so he calls “sherlock?” and the bathroom door suddenly opens and a handsome 30-something-year-old man with just a towel around his hips, his body soaking wet and hair pulled back emerges and greets john with a surprise smile and john just stands there dumbfounded as the man says “oh ugh, sorry, you must be john,” and he offers a hand john barely squeezes, “sherlock’s mentioned you might visit every now and then. tea?” the man smiles and john wants to punch him so badly but he just nods, not trusting his own voice, and john sinks into his old chair. “he should be out in a minute, by the way. his showers are just so extremely long, you know. it always takes him longer than me.” and john is literally trembling with anger, clenching his fists when the man brings tea and fucking smiles at john again. “i think i forgot to introduce myself. victor trevor, nice to meet you.”
my future employers be looking at my facebook like “well she appears to be clean and abides by the law, but she makes an awful lot of statuses about eating ass, so maybe we should reconsider”
Bath time for kitties! When we took them in, we had to get some ticks and fleas off of them. Tonight we gave them a warm Dawn dishsoap bath to get rid of any other nasties. They were very good about it and purred thunderously as I toweled them off. Their reward for their patience was tasty kitten milk and wet food.